If you’re stumped for what to get your loved ones (or the band you love): The people at Hidden Valley Ranch are taking preorders right now for a Christmas stocking that’s filled with RANCH DRESSING. Seriously. The stocking is made out of plastic and it’s got a spout on top. It’s filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing. You can preorder it for $35 plus tax, and it’ll be delivered early next month.
Or, you know, just take a few bottles of ranch and dump them in someone’s stocking if you’re looking for a DIY solution.
Still..I kinda want that, just so I can say “There’s a Hidden Valley Ranch Party in MY mouth!” — Charlie