CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA…

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Hidden Valley Is Selling a Christmas Stocking Filled with Ranch!

If you’re stumped for what to get your loved ones (or the band you love):  The people at Hidden Valley Ranch are taking preorders right now for a Christmas stocking that’s filled with RANCH DRESSING.  Seriously.  The stocking is made out of plastic and it’s got a spout on top.  It’s filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing.  You can preorder it for $35 plus tax, and it’ll be delivered early next month.

Or, you know, just take a few bottles of ranch and dump them in someone’s stocking if you’re looking for a DIY solution.

Still..I kinda want that, just so I can say “There’s a Hidden Valley Ranch Party in MY mouth!”  — Charlie

 

 

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